Hard Cards Giveaway
August 18, 2009 · Posted in elizabeth, just for fun by ami elizabeth
If you’re like me, you hate standard greeting cards. I can’t tell you how often I’ve stood in a Walgreen’s picking up card after card and *not* laughing.
Well Hard Cards is going to change all of that, because I have to tell ya’ll, these things are hilarious.
I have a boxed set of Hard Cards to give away to one of you! To win, go to the Hard Cards website, click on Shop Cards, and comment below to let me know which card you think is the funniest. :) I’ll pick a random commenter on Friday at 12pm CT.
xo,
E.
The Happy Birthday for the person who has everything is my favorite! In this economy, the inside of “im just broke” is hilarious and so often appropriate!
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OMG please pick me because I fully intend on sending this as my Christmas card this year: “Happy Holidays: In lieu of getting you a present I donated money in your name to an orphanage in Guatemala. I bet you’re upset but you can’t really say that because then you’d be a jerk who hated orphans.”
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Love these! There are too many good ones to have a favorite but for now, I’ll go with this baby one:
“I would say congratulations: But all you did was push out a kid. Billions of people have done that, and you used painkillers. Big woop. :)
oh man, the one you featured is the funniest, IT’S SOOO TRUE, I do have a million of standard thankyou cards hanging around after the wedding.
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Oh, my favorite are the new baby ones, particularly the one about pretending that the kid looks different from the others.
These cards are hilarious!
I like the one about celebrating your birthday…as long as you don’t get drunk and beligerent! Oh and the baby ones, they are hysterical!
“honesty is the best policy” - a little crude, a little true. should be the break-up section thought, no?
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Definitely “Ho ho ho.” Oh the people I could give that one to…
These are too funny! The holiday and baby cards are fantastic, but my favorite is the “I love you just the way you are… Well, I do now that I got to change you a little” card.
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Love em all!
They are ALL so hilarious it’s hard to choose!!! But one of my favs is “I’m here for you…but not if you’re gonna cry…I hate that shit!”
I’m sorry but you are all wrong. The best card is “I’m sorry you’re going through a rough time right now… but if you’d quit making shitty choices this wouldn’t happen” is by FAR the best card. I just made it one of my default phone texts so I don’t have to keep typing it to the whiney drunks begging me for a ride from the studio apartment of the loser they went home with.
I love the Ho Ho Ho card. These are great!!
These cards provide a fresh new perspective on the otherwise boring greeting card. Congrats to the creators…brilliant group of writers.
“Happy Birthday Kiddo…..Let’s get real, you’re not reading this. You can’t even read yet, so I basically bought this card for your parents.”
love these!
The “Happy Birthday, Kiddo” is hilarious, without being mean. I love it!
I love the “Happy Holidays” card as well! Hilarious! My brothers would get a kick out of that one!
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My favorite was definitely the “dumbfounded by your generosity” thank you card. Love the rambling monologue!!
Ugh do I have to choose?? So many good ones that I have in mind for various people in my life :-) Okay, if I have to choose then it’s definite the “I love you today, tomorrow & always…. unless you get fat” card!
I’m so torn between the ‘Ho Ho Ho’ one and the new baby that says “I look forward to pretending it looks different than any other baby” Hmmmm…. I think I choose the new baby one. That one would get a lot of use around here.
My favorite Hard Card is: Congratulations on your new baby…I look forward to corrupting it.
Oh my goodness! Those are hilarious! I don’t know if I CAN pick a favorite! Ho Ho Ho and Happy Birthday Jesus rank up there pretty high, but how could I pass up the Orphanage in Guatemala?! I’m definitely bookmarking this site!
I’ll go with this baby one:
“I would say congratulations: But all you did was push out a kid. Billions of people have done that, and you used painkillers. Big woop.
Keeping it real!
They are ALL fantastic and provide the perfectly biting sarcasm that I enjoy so much in life..
My most used card would have to be the “Happy Birthday, Kiddo” card. Ever since I joined the mommy club I cannot go one weekend without a silly birthday party. I have actually stopped buying the little wee ones cards because they are never important or worth it. This one would be a KEEPER!!
These cards are hilarious! It’s hard to choose which one is the best but I do like - All is fair in love and war, but you’re still not getting a threesome.
These cards are amazing! My favorite card would definitely have to be the birthday one:
“It’s your Birthday, Let’s Celebrate”
I actually think I am going to buy it right now!
I think my favorite is “Thank You - In an unprecedented turn of events, you actually did something nice” that is so great.
Impossible to choose a permanent favorite, but today I’d have to go with “I know that things are really hard right now, but you’ll get through this” with the inside saying “On your own though. I’m really busy.”
I LOVE these cards - seriously, it’s about time Hard Cards came along. Genius!
I seriously can not stop laughing. They are all so funny!! If I HAD To pick, I think Romance ones are the best. Oh man. I think I need to give these out on a regular basis!
I have to agree with Chad. My favorite is “I’m sorry you’re going through a rough time right now….but if you’d stop making shitty chocies this wouldn’t happen.” I have for sure wanted to say this to a few of my friends but having a card to do it…so much nicer:)
Very funny cards. I thought the sympathy cards were the Hardest. Loved all of them.
By far, for me, the best is the HO HO HO holiday card…”This is not a holiday card. This is a warning that you should tone down the promiscuity.”
Crowd pleaser for sure!!
Someone already said it, but I like the Thank You card too. Boxed set=funny!
I like the Happy Birthday Kiddo!
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These cards say all the things you’re thinking, but don’t have the guts to say…now I can say it with a card! Brilliant! My favorite card is “I really appreciate your friendship. But not enough to drive you to the airport, loan you money, or help you move.” Everyone has felt these sentiments as some point. :)
Congratulations on your little bundle of joy
I look forward to pretending it looks different than any other baby.
Love this so much. And no one ever need pretend my future baby looks any different than any others.
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I thoroughly enjoy the “I appreciate your friendship” card!
I love the “Birthday” card, “I didn’t feel happy was appropriate considering you are at your age”. Too funny!
I love them all but “cute as a button” makes me snort every time.
I like the “I’m so lucky to have you” card under romance. The sympathy cards are hilarious, I just don’t know that I’d give them away!
These cards are great!! You’re cute as a button is the BEST - haha they crack me up. Love all of them. Hope I get picked!
